I'm sure you've all seen the news that Princess Kate has been caught in a compromising pose or two, and the photos have been published in a French magazine. In the interests of this being a historical moment, and keeping in mind that this blog has to be G rated as children will be viewing it, we have bought the magazine, but we will not be publishing the photos. If we make it through customs without being charged with treason, I'm sure we can be pursuaded to show you the magazine!
In even more scandalous news, I went into a shop today that had beautiful clothes that only came in Size "Small". If I was as skinny as Kate in the photos I might have fit into them, however I'm sure the ladies in the shop looked at me and secretly said, "Bonjour..... Fatso"! Needless to say, there were no purchases made in that shop. Clearly they've noticed my cheese, wine and pâté intake! I'm so upset - I'd better go and have dinner!!
Apparently the magazines are fetching 30 pounds on eBay so there's a new sideline business for you! Still insanely jealous trip looks wonderful but you are really missing out on lots of fun here only 3 episodes of puberty blues left and each Thursday at coffee Tina and I dissect the previous nights show. Your name gets mentioned a lot in puberty blues that is.
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